12 December 2011

It's Panto Night (oh no it's not!)

What do the following have in common?
  • Ripperella, the East End tart whose fairy godfather, Don Corleone, set her up with a man called Jack,
  • Jack the Intellectually Challenged, who went to London to become the Lord Mayor with the help of a pig called Trotter,
  • Maid Marion, who left Robin to marry Aladdin, the man who could find her hood,
  • Silvio, who helped grow the European beanstalk for the Banking Giant by fertilising it with used banknotes.
Answer: They were all characters invented by the deranged imaginations of the Watford Writers and assigned to me to ham-act for Panto Night. So, so much fun.

You guys have strange, warped minds and I love you for it. Poor Chris might not, since you made him be King Kong and ape his way across the 'stage' to have a discussion with Tarzan about loincloths.

The million dollar question now is whether the guy who came for the first time tonight will be back next week or whether he'll run away screaming.


  1. LMAO, babe! Sounds like so much fun. I thought you English were supposed to be very proper... Of course meeting you debunked that theory.

    Seriously, I wish I had a writing group like you do. I might actually write something then. :)

  2. Oops, Molly was using my computer. That was me... :D

  3. Sounds like you had a great time and like a lot of fun!

  4. It was a ton of fun. Absolutely hilarious.


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