- Ripperella, the East End tart whose fairy godfather, Don Corleone, set her up with a man called Jack,
- Jack the Intellectually Challenged, who went to London to become the Lord Mayor with the help of a pig called Trotter,
- Maid Marion, who left Robin to marry Aladdin, the man who could find her hood,
- Silvio, who helped grow the European beanstalk for the Banking Giant by fertilising it with used banknotes.
You guys have strange, warped minds and I love you for it. Poor Chris might not, since you made him be King Kong and ape his way across the 'stage' to have a discussion with Tarzan about loincloths.
The million dollar question now is whether the guy who came for the first time tonight will be back next week or whether he'll run away screaming.