Under the Bed
Look under the bed.
Under. The. Bed.
No, not in your sock drawer. When have I ever been anywhere near your sock drawer? I'm down here, behind the crisp packet.
It's really nasty under here. You know that, right?
Look, this is getting us nowhere. Get your mum to help.
No, I'm not behind the radiator. How would I even fit... oh. So that's where my boots went. Right.
That's it! Just reach a bit further in. Mind the old apple... yeah. That.
Finally! Action Man reporting for duty. Let's get this battle started. But first, find me some bloody clothes.